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Albert Gu

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a few bear jokes for Albert Gu

Why are bears bad at telling jokes? They forget the pawnch line.

What is a bear's favourite Greek phrase? Ἐγενήθη φῶς. He likes how it sounds, even though he does not know what it means.

A bear walks into the library. He says: I would like a book, please. The librarian says: which book? The bear says: any book that has been held.