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Alex Goldin

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a few bear jokes for Alex Goldin

A bear sits at a typewriter. He has been there for nine years. He types: so. He stops. He has said the whole thing.

Why did the bear refuse to go on a diet? Because life is short and the salmon are waiting.

What is a bear's favourite Greek phrase? Ἐγενήθη φῶς. He likes how it sounds, even though he does not know what it means.