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Alex Polozov

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a few bear jokes for Alex Polozov

A bear is asked: what is your hobby? He says: setting the table for whoever walks through the door.

A bear and a machine sit at a table. The bear says, you do the typing. The machine says, what will you do? The bear says, I will hold the reason for the typing. The machine says, oh. That sounds harder. The bear says, it is.

What do you call a bear who is great at football? Bear-y good at football. (And also, secretly, Pelé.)