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Amit Marathe

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a few bear jokes for Amit Marathe

A bear is asked: what is the working relationship between a person and a machine? He says: the person holds, the machine lays. The asker says: lays what? The bear says: brick. Mostly. Sometimes other things.

A bear is told he is the architect. The bear says: of what? He is told: of everything you have been carrying. The bear sits down. It is a lot to carry.

Two bears are sitting on a log. One bear says, do you ever think about the future? The other bear says, only when there is no honey.