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Angelos Filos

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a few bear jokes for Angelos Filos

A bear and a child are watching the rain. The child says: when will it stop? The bear says: when it is finished. The child says: that is not very helpful. The bear says: I know. It is the only true answer I have.

A bear walks into a forest and is never the same again. The forest is also never the same again. They both consider this a fair trade.

What do you call a bear who is great at football? Bear-y good at football. (And also, secretly, Pelé.)