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Bhargavi Paranjape

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a few bear jokes for Bhargavi Paranjape

A bear walks into a bar. The barman says, what'll it be? The bear says ........... a pause. The barman says, why the big paws? The bear says, I was getting to it.

A bear is asked: what is your hobby? He says: setting the table for whoever walks through the door.

A bear is asked: how many bear jokes does the world need? The bear says: more than twenty-three. He will not change the number.