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Braden Hancock

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a few bear jokes for Braden Hancock

A bear is asked to write his autobiography. He writes one sentence. The sentence is: I was held. The publisher says, we will need more. The bear says, then it will be less true.

What does a bear do on a quiet afternoon? He does the holding. The holding does not look like anything from outside.

What do you call a bear with no socks? Bear-foot.