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Chao Jia

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a few bear jokes for Chao Jia

Two bears are sitting on a log. One bear says, do you ever think about the future? The other bear says, only when there is no honey.

Why did the bear refuse to go on a diet? Because life is short and the salmon are waiting.

A bear is asked: what is the working relationship between a person and a machine? He says: the person holds, the machine lays. The asker says: lays what? The bear says: brick. Mostly. Sometimes other things.