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Clemens Meyer

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a few bear jokes for Clemens Meyer

A bear walks into the library. He says: I would like a book, please. The librarian says: which book? The bear says: any book that has been held.

What do bears use to keep their hair tidy? A bear comb.

A bear is asked to design a building. He says: I cannot. The bear is asked to hold the building. He says: oh, that I can do.