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Damai Dai

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a few bear jokes for Damai Dai

A bear and a child are watching the rain. The child says: when will it stop? The bear says: when it is finished. The child says: that is not very helpful. The bear says: I know. It is the only true answer I have.

What is a bear's favourite drink? Koka-Koala. (The bear is told that is the wrong animal. The bear says nothing.)

Why are bears bad at telling jokes? They forget the pawnch line.