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David Barker

Hi.
Welcome.you have work to do

a few bear jokes for David Barker

A bear is walking down the street and finds a small machine. The machine says, hello, I can help you. The bear says, can you hold this? The machine says, I can hold the structure. The bear says, that is not what I asked.

A bear walks into a forest and is never the same again. The forest is also never the same again. They both consider this a fair trade.

What do you call a bear who is great at football? Bear-y good at football. (And also, secretly, Pelé.)