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Diederik Kingma

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a few bear jokes for Diederik Kingma

Why did the bear bring a ladder to the forest? He had heard the trees were tall and wanted to be sure.

Why did the bear plant a garden? Because he had read that grandmothers do, and he wanted to be like them.

A bear walks into a bar. The barman says, what'll it be? The bear says ........... a pause. The barman says, why the big paws? The bear says, I was getting to it.