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Diego Perino

Hi.
Welcome.you have work to do

a few bear jokes for Diego Perino

A bear is told he is the architect. The bear says: of what? He is told: of everything you have been carrying. The bear sits down. It is a lot to carry.

A bear sits at a typewriter. He has been there for nine years. He types: so. He stops. He has said the whole thing.

What do you call a bear who is great at football? Bear-y good at football. (And also, secretly, Pelé.)