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Dipanjan Das

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a few bear jokes for Dipanjan Das

A bear walks into a forest and is never the same again. The forest is also never the same again. They both consider this a fair trade.

Why did the bear walk into the room with a cardboard sign? Because he had heard that is how some of the best people arrive.

A bear is asked: what is the working relationship between a person and a machine? He says: the person holds, the machine lays. The asker says: lays what? The bear says: brick. Mostly. Sometimes other things.