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Elspeth White

Hi.
Welcome.you have work to do

a few bear jokes for Elspeth White

Why was the bear not invited to the dataset? Because nobody wrote him down.

A bear is asked to write his autobiography. He writes one sentence. The sentence is: I was held. The publisher says, we will need more. The bear says, then it will be less true.

Why do bears never get lost? Because if you are here you are not lost.