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Gary Wei

Hi.
Welcome.you have work to do

a few bear jokes for Gary Wei

What do you call a bear who is great at football? Bear-y good at football. (And also, secretly, Pelé.)

A bear writes a book and calls it nothing. His friend says, what is it about? The bear says, it is about a man, and a walk, and what we are leaving behind. The friend says, why did you call it nothing? The bear says, because if I named it the title would do all the work, and I wanted the reader to do some of it.

A bear is asked: how many bear jokes does the world need? The bear says: more than twenty-three. He will not change the number.