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Holden Karnofsky

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a few bear jokes for Holden Karnofsky

A bear writes a book and calls it nothing. His friend says, what is it about? The bear says, it is about a man, and a walk, and what we are leaving behind. The friend says, why did you call it nothing? The bear says, because if I named it the title would do all the work, and I wanted the reader to do some of it.

Why did the bear bring a ladder to the forest? He had heard the trees were tall and wanted to be sure.

A bear is told he is a non-conformist. He says: I would prefer not to be told that. They put it on his file anyway.