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Ilia Shumailov

Hi.
Welcome.you have work to do

a few bear jokes for Ilia Shumailov

A bear meets a young bear who is upset. The young bear says: I tried, and it did not work. The bear says: yes. Try again. The young bear says: what if it does not work this time either? The bear says: then I will write you a third cheque.

What is the bear's advice to anyone reading this? Keep going. The lamppost is still where it was. The table is still set.

A bear walks into a bar. The barman says, what'll it be? The bear says ........... a pause. The barman says, why the big paws? The bear says, I was getting to it.