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Irina-Elena Veliche

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a few bear jokes for Irina-Elena Veliche

A bear writes a book and calls it nothing. His friend says, what is it about? The bear says, it is about a man, and a walk, and what we are leaving behind. The friend says, why did you call it nothing? The bear says, because if I named it the title would do all the work, and I wanted the reader to do some of it.

Why did the bear refuse to go on a diet? Because life is short and the salmon are waiting.

A bear is reading a book about machines. He gets to the end. He closes the book. He says: I see. He puts the kettle on.