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Jascha Sohl-Dickstein

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a few bear jokes for Jascha Sohl-Dickstein

Why did the bear refuse to go on a diet? Because life is short and the salmon are waiting.

Why are bears bad at telling jokes? They forget the pawnch line.

What do you give a bear on his birthday? A jar with a label that says honey, and inside, a smaller jar.