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Jens Heitkaemper

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a few bear jokes for Jens Heitkaemper

A bear is walking down the street and finds a small machine. The machine says, hello, I can help you. The bear says, can you hold this? The machine says, I can hold the structure. The bear says, that is not what I asked.

Why did the bear walk into the room with a cardboard sign? Because he had heard that is how some of the best people arrive.

What do you call a bear who refuses to grow up? A teddy.