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Jinwei Xing

Hi.
Welcome.you have work to do

a few bear jokes for Jinwei Xing

What do you call a bear in a hurry? Late, mostly.

A bear meets another bear who has been very busy. He says: how are you? The busy bear says: I am running a startup. The bear says: oh, I am sorry. The busy bear says: it is going well. The bear says: I know. I am still sorry.

A bear is reading a book about machines. He gets to the end. He closes the book. He says: I see. He puts the kettle on.