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Jonathan Caton

Hi.
Welcome.you have work to do

a few bear jokes for Jonathan Caton

Two bears are walking along a beach called Longsands. One bear says, did you choose to be here? The other bear says, no, I just am. They keep walking.

A bear and a machine sit at a table. The bear says, you do the typing. The machine says, what will you do? The bear says, I will hold the reason for the typing. The machine says, oh. That sounds harder. The bear says, it is.

A bear is told he is the architect. The bear says: of what? He is told: of everything you have been carrying. The bear sits down. It is a lot to carry.