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Jonathan McPhie

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a few bear jokes for Jonathan McPhie

Two bears are sitting on a log. One bear says, do you ever think about the future? The other bear says, only when there is no honey.

What do you call a bear who is great at football? Bear-y good at football. (And also, secretly, Pelé.)

A bear is on a grass at the top of a street. Someone says, are you all right? The bear says, I am staying here a while longer. The someone says, yes. That seems right.