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Lakshman Yagati

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a few bear jokes for Lakshman Yagati

What is a bear's favourite Greek phrase? Ἐγενήθη φῶς. He likes how it sounds, even though he does not know what it means.

A bear sits at a typewriter. He has been there for nine years. He types: so. He stops. He has said the whole thing.

A bear is asked to write his autobiography. He writes one sentence. The sentence is: I was held. The publisher says, we will need more. The bear says, then it will be less true.