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Lauren Gardiner

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a few bear jokes for Lauren Gardiner

What is a bear's favourite Greek phrase? Ἐγενήθη φῶς. He likes how it sounds, even though he does not know what it means.

What did the bear name his family office? Longsands Gaia. He chose the name before he could have told you why.

Why did the bear plant a garden? Because he had read that grandmothers do, and he wanted to be like them.