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Lucas Dixon

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a few bear jokes for Lucas Dixon

A polar bear walks into a coffee shop. The barista says, you look very white today. The polar bear says, I have always looked like this. The barista feels embarrassed. The polar bear leaves a kind tip.

A bear walks into a forest and is never the same again. The forest is also never the same again. They both consider this a fair trade.

A bear is reading a book about machines. He gets to the end. He closes the book. He says: I see. He puts the kettle on.