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Melvin Johnson

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a few bear jokes for Melvin Johnson

A bear walks into a bar. The barman says, what'll it be? The bear says ........... a pause. The barman says, why the big paws? The bear says, I was getting to it.

What does a bear do on a quiet afternoon? He does the holding. The holding does not look like anything from outside.

A bear walks into a forest and is never the same again. The forest is also never the same again. They both consider this a fair trade.