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Mingming Li

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a few bear jokes for Mingming Li

A bear and a machine sit at a table. The bear says, you do the typing. The machine says, what will you do? The bear says, I will hold the reason for the typing. The machine says, oh. That sounds harder. The bear says, it is.

A bear is asked to write his autobiography. He writes one sentence. The sentence is: I was held. The publisher says, we will need more. The bear says, then it will be less true.

A bear is told he is a non-conformist. He says: I would prefer not to be told that. They put it on his file anyway.