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Mitesh Kumar Singh

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a few bear jokes for Mitesh Kumar Singh

A bear walks into a forest and is never the same again. The forest is also never the same again. They both consider this a fair trade.

Why did the bear refuse to go on a diet? Because life is short and the salmon are waiting.

What is a bear's favourite Greek phrase? Ἐγενήθη φῶς. He likes how it sounds, even though he does not know what it means.