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Morgane Riviere

Hi.
Welcome.you have work to do

a few bear jokes for Morgane Riviere

A bear and a machine sit at a table. The bear says, you do the typing. The machine says, what will you do? The bear says, I will hold the reason for the typing. The machine says, oh. That sounds harder. The bear says, it is.

Why did the bear go to the doctor? He had a bear-y bad cough.

What is a bear's favourite Greek phrase? Ἐγενήθη φῶς. He likes how it sounds, even though he does not know what it means.