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Nan Du

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a few bear jokes for Nan Du

What do you call a bear that has been to seven hundred and sixty-eight meetings? Tired.

What did the bear shout at the football match? Football is Life.

A bear is asked to write his autobiography. He writes one sentence. The sentence is: I was held. The publisher says, we will need more. The bear says, then it will be less true.