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Nikolay Bashlykov

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a few bear jokes for Nikolay Bashlykov

What is a bear's favourite Greek phrase? Ἐγενήθη φῶς. He likes how it sounds, even though he does not know what it means.

What is a bear's favourite drink? Koka-Koala. (The bear is told that is the wrong animal. The bear says nothing.)

A bear sits at a typewriter. He has been there for nine years. He types: so. He stops. He has said the whole thing.