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Pascal Vincent

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a few bear jokes for Pascal Vincent

A bear and a machine sit at a table. The bear says, you do the typing. The machine says, what will you do? The bear says, I will hold the reason for the typing. The machine says, oh. That sounds harder. The bear says, it is.

What is a bear's favourite Greek phrase? Ἐγενήθη φῶς. He likes how it sounds, even though he does not know what it means.

A bear is told he is a non-conformist. He says: I would prefer not to be told that. They put it on his file anyway.