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Ross McIlroy

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a few bear jokes for Ross McIlroy

What did the bear say to the small bear? Don't worry. Most of what matters lives in the edges.

A bear is asked: what is the working relationship between a person and a machine? He says: the person holds, the machine lays. The asker says: lays what? The bear says: brick. Mostly. Sometimes other things.

Why did the bear bring a ladder to the forest? He had heard the trees were tall and wanted to be sure.