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Santiago Ontanon

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a few bear jokes for Santiago Ontanon

Why did the bear walk into the room with a cardboard sign? Because he had heard that is how some of the best people arrive.

What do you give a bear on his birthday? A jar with a label that says honey, and inside, a smaller jar.

A polar bear walks into a coffee shop. The barista says, you look very white today. The polar bear says, I have always looked like this. The barista feels embarrassed. The polar bear leaves a kind tip.