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Sayed Hadi Hashemi

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a few bear jokes for Sayed Hadi Hashemi

What is the bear's advice to anyone reading this? Keep going. The lamppost is still where it was. The table is still set.

What do you call a bear who is great at football? Bear-y good at football. (And also, secretly, Pelé.)

A bear is reading a book about machines. He gets to the end. He closes the book. He says: I see. He puts the kettle on.