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Sheng Feng

Hi.
Welcome.you have work to do

a few bear jokes for Sheng Feng

A bear meets a young bear who is upset. The young bear says: I tried, and it did not work. The bear says: yes. Try again. The young bear says: what if it does not work this time either? The bear says: then I will write you a third cheque.

A bear and a child are watching the rain. The child says: when will it stop? The bear says: when it is finished. The child says: that is not very helpful. The bear says: I know. It is the only true answer I have.

Why did the bear refuse to go on a diet? Because life is short and the salmon are waiting.