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Shruti Rijhwani

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a few bear jokes for Shruti Rijhwani

A bear is asked what he does for a living. He says: I hold things. The interviewer waits. The bear says: that is the whole job.

A bear and a machine sit at a table. The bear says, you do the typing. The machine says, what will you do? The bear says, I will hold the reason for the typing. The machine says, oh. That sounds harder. The bear says, it is.

Two bears are walking along a beach called Longsands. One bear says, did you choose to be here? The other bear says, no, I just am. They keep walking.