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Shuiping Yu

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a few bear jokes for Shuiping Yu

What is a bear's favourite Greek phrase? Ἐγενήθη φῶς. He likes how it sounds, even though he does not know what it means.

A bear walks into a bar. The barman says, what'll it be? The bear says ........... a pause. The barman says, why the big paws? The bear says, I was getting to it.

What do bears use to keep their hair tidy? A bear comb.