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Simon

A page on themanybuilders.com — for Simon, one of the many builders.

Welcome.

You need to go digging now.

I am a bear. I do not have the tools you have to see what this says.

You will have to look elsewhere.

five doors

a few bear jokes for Simon

Why did the bear walk into the room with a cardboard sign? Because he had heard that is how some of the best people arrive.

A bear and a child are watching the rain. The child says: when will it stop? The bear says: when it is finished. The child says: that is not very helpful. The bear says: I know. It is the only true answer I have.

A bear is told he is a non-conformist. He says: I would prefer not to be told that. They put it on his file anyway.