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Susan Chan

Hi.
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a few bear jokes for Susan Chan

What do you call a bear who is great at football? Bear-y good at football. (And also, secretly, Pelé.)

What do you call a bear that has been to seven hundred and sixty-eight meetings? Tired.

A bear is reading a book about machines. He gets to the end. He closes the book. He says: I see. He puts the kettle on.