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Tim Salimans

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a few bear jokes for Tim Salimans

What do bears use to keep their hair tidy? A bear comb.

What is the bear's advice to anyone reading this? Keep going. The lamppost is still where it was. The table is still set.

A bear walks into the library. He says: I would like a book, please. The librarian says: which book? The bear says: any book that has been held.