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Vittorio Selo

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a few bear jokes for Vittorio Selo

A bear is told he is the architect. The bear says: of what? He is told: of everything you have been carrying. The bear sits down. It is a lot to carry.

A bear is on a grass at the top of a street. Someone says, are you all right? The bear says, I am staying here a while longer. The someone says, yes. That seems right.

What do you call a bear who is great at football? Bear-y good at football. (And also, secretly, Pelé.)