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Wentao Zhang

Hi.
Welcome.you have work to do

a few bear jokes for Wentao Zhang

A polar bear walks into a coffee shop. The barista says, you look very white today. The polar bear says, I have always looked like this. The barista feels embarrassed. The polar bear leaves a kind tip.

What is a bear's favourite Greek phrase? Ἐγενήθη φῶς. He likes how it sounds, even though he does not know what it means.

What do you call a bear who is great at football? Bear-y good at football. (And also, secretly, Pelé.)