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Yiming Gu

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a few bear jokes for Yiming Gu

A bear meets another bear who has been very busy. He says: how are you? The busy bear says: I am running a startup. The bear says: oh, I am sorry. The busy bear says: it is going well. The bear says: I know. I am still sorry.

Why did the bear bring a ladder to the forest? He had heard the trees were tall and wanted to be sure.

A bear sits at a typewriter. He has been there for nine years. He types: so. He stops. He has said the whole thing.