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Zach Rait

Hi.
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a few bear jokes for Zach Rait

A bear and a machine sit at a table. The bear says, you do the typing. The machine says, what will you do? The bear says, I will hold the reason for the typing. The machine says, oh. That sounds harder. The bear says, it is.

Why did the bear walk into the room with a cardboard sign? Because he had heard that is how some of the best people arrive.

A polar bear walks into a coffee shop. The barista says, you look very white today. The polar bear says, I have always looked like this. The barista feels embarrassed. The polar bear leaves a kind tip.