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Zhi Ouyang

Hi.
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a few bear jokes for Zhi Ouyang

What do you call a bear who is great at football? Bear-y good at football. (And also, secretly, Pelé.)

What is a bear's favourite Greek phrase? Ἐγενήθη φῶς. He likes how it sounds, even though he does not know what it means.

What did the bear say to the small bear? Don't worry. Most of what matters lives in the edges.