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Zihan Qiu

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a few bear jokes for Zihan Qiu

A bear and a machine sit at a table. The bear says, you do the typing. The machine says, what will you do? The bear says, I will hold the reason for the typing. The machine says, oh. That sounds harder. The bear says, it is.

A bear walks into the library. He says: I would like a book, please. The librarian says: which book? The bear says: any book that has been held.

Why don't bears like fast food? Because they can never catch it.