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Chris Bartels

Hi.
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a few bear jokes for Chris Bartels

A bear is told he is a non-conformist. He says: I would prefer not to be told that. They put it on his file anyway.

What is a bear's favourite kind of weather? Bearable.

What do you call a bear who is great at football? Bear-y good at football. (And also, secretly, Pelé.)